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this wednesday night. as we head toward thursday, we wish you the best of health and continued optimism. thank you. >> bye-bye. . welcome to another tonight show at home edition tada thank you for tupg in. i want to make it cozy, have you in my home so this is for you guys practices yoga guys, we're at day 13 in this
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self-quarantine. i want to thank you all for doing your job and staying at home i know we don't get enough thanks for doing this. on behalf of my family i want to thank you for staying at home and doing your part. we'll get through this i want to thank everybody who's been watching and the great feedback we've been getting. i think i read all these different charitable things that are habit. fantastic. i saw ali. servers can get paid i love that you do that. daniel hume was a great chef of the restaurant 11 madison park i saw that he -- it's one of the greatest restaurants in the world. got awarded greatest restaurant in the world as today, it's a soup kitchen. that is awesome.
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so props to you chef hume and everyone else there. it is awesome what you're doing. so thank you we have a great show tonight we have niall horan on the show tonight. his number one album is out. this is his charity word with meals on wheels, meals on wheelsle america.org thank you for joining us appreciate that. it's an amazing charity. we'll get into that with niall right now let's start the show with a new thing everyone is kwarn teebd right now and some of the stuff you're doing on line is funny and so we've seen some funny videos i'd like to show a couple of my fafrts i've seen on tick-to ck o facebook or instagram.
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it's called what are you doing wednesday? we're all stuck at home. what are you doing what are you are doing at home this first one he understood the rules of self-quarantined. it's awesome that he did that. he wanted to have a little party. here it is >> tootsie, tucin. >> cheers, cheers to you, bud. our next stop, this one i love this kid just turned 21, ok. and he obviously couldn't go to a bar to celebrate he can now drink so his parents turned their house into a club, club quarantine dad was the bounce irand his mom was the bartender. check this out >> hi. >> hi.
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>> welcome to quarantine bar >> it's my 21st birthday >> we'll give you a free drink got the bouncer, and i'll do one with you >> cooperate be cooler last one here is called poor jennifer you might have seep this it's a zoom meeting that people are doing together and i'm doing as well. i never heard of the word zoom two months ago my kids are in zoom. my wife is in zoom you zoom ok i told her not to talk you can talk if you want to. are you into it? >> ahh >> perfect ok so but, anyway, this is a zoom meeting and boy, watch the one girl trying to sneak off to the bathroom look what happened
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>> i'm one of the only professions that we can never get involved with a former client ever. no matter how long it's been some of their professions in years or whatever. i think it depends on the ethical standards of the profession i've heard that before how to have very high standards and like good standards in terms of things and that often times people don't -- that people of other professions don't have -- >> oh! >> what happened >> i saw nothing >> oh, my god, jennifer. >> oh, my god, jennifer, if you're watching, i just got to say, i got -- honestly, amazing and you made a lot of people smile. i know it's probably embarrassing but man, oman, we need it right now.
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thank you so much for that this is what are you doing wednesday? >> now time for the monologue. hey, welcome to the tonight show at home edition. you got this wednesday, nile noom and flatten the much day. many people are cutting their own hair, which pretty soon every dude's going to look like from tiger team. the most important thing you can do is keep a normal rue teeb i wake up at 6:00 a.m. and work out. i shower and eat breakfast and watch tv i play with my kids. i eat lunch and the next seven hours i scream into a pillow the boredom is starting to set in when a download the app i actually read the terms and conditions didn't hear you!
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-- thank you >> i read they're trying to figure out their kids apps are educational. this one, since they never open the app, it's educational. here's some good news. china announced they're lifting lockdown on wuhan on april 8th president xi said he wanted to be back to normal by passover. >> thank you guys. get that book, keith urban and john legend held free virtual concerts on line or maybe that's just an urban legend no audience here, but i somehow heard 300 people droening. >> the drone got a shot of the blue whale sneezing.
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le the dolphin next him yelled that's our monologue, everybody. hey, i had the opportunity to interview a man niemd niall horan called heartbreak weather. he's told me about that and other stuff. here's nile hearen -- hearen. >> yay yay. >> i love you, niall so good to see you >> how's it going? >> it's going well just it's so interesting what we're doing. >> strange times >> how are you >> i'm sitting in my apartment in london. >> oh, my god. thank you for calling in or zooming in i didn't know how much zooming i would be doing but i'm zooming every day now. pretty amazing i never zoomed a couple of zoomers. what have you been doing to keep
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your-time while you're staying at home? >> just been in this position a lot, at the piano. i've got me guitar here and i've been playing over a couple of tunes the definitely finding the relatively hard to get motivated when all i do is sit in my room. been cooking i've got bad knees and i've never run before i ran about 15 k this week just to get out of the house if that's not general lounging, looks like you're having a lot more fun than me >> what's the quarantine nickname you know this? is it -- it's a people it's a feeling plus what you ate. is that what it is >> yeah. ok i've heard about that.
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yeah i think it was yesterday ok, so i'm feeling great i'm feeling happy. so i'm happy and i had salmon for lunch, so happy salmon >> you're a wizard, i softwaweai feel happy and i had a sandwich for lunch. we're blood brothers i can't believe this i wish i was lying i'm telling you. this is bizarre. we're linked forever, man. love you >> love you, bud >> that's so rad, oh, my gosh. >> hey, on the album, by the way, i know last time i talked to you, this is going to be number one and here we are and it is number one congratulations on that. are you excited about it were you surprise bid anything or you're just loving it >> yeah. i mean, it was a lot of fun for me little bit of a shame i have to release it amongst all of this, but you know, you can't win
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every week, and -- but yeah, it's number one in u.k. and ireland. did well in the states it's super exciting. >> normally you'd be -- like horan selling the album, right >> that's right. >> you can't do that is it changing everything? >> it's changing the role of the album. i would have been on the today show, st. patrick's day, something weird planned. like radio things and tv things and here and there and mr. trump decided that we're -- the border on europe and i just get back and do whatever i can do not the regular release, but i've done other things i've sat in instagram for 50,000 people on a nightly base it and
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played tunes off the album do exactly what i don't normally do but something different kind of what you're doing at home >> i love the heartbreak weather. i got to tell you the video of you -- you're unbelievable i know you're funny but i don't know if a lot of people know how fountain you are you crushed it it was the best. >> i wanted to create them sort of character this was called heartbreak weather. it was going to can create some will farrell/ron burgundy thing. i. >> i loved it. too. i waited for a couple of years what have you got there? >> got a -- >> i got one, too. have you been trying to do stuff tin doors? i have one, too. i have a -- this is the sapped
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wedge. >> yeah. i've got this one. >> put it on the carpet and make balls around the place >> can you juggle with the ball? i can't -- >> yeah. oops i just lost it oop. >> yay, that's awesome >> there we go oh, my gosh. that's what i'm excited about. i cannot do one of them. that is phenomenal, buddy. the that is so good. you've got a little guy enjoying the ride at home >> last week it was before the lockdown happened, it was like the sport to do. you could literally walk the fairway. confined of saved one for the last
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i'm not going to run the house >> you working on your putting game at all? >> i'm doing a little bit. it's a hole at the end of the hallway that i'd like to get into would you like to see it >> yeah. i'd love to see it >> piemt you on a book here in the hallway. >> oh, my gosh >> right there at the very end >> how far away is that? >> it's -- >> are the neighbors complaining? >> should we have a go at in it. >> please try. this would be fantastic. >> it's horrendous television. >> no. this is fantastic tv this is exactly what -- >> come on oh oh >> i'll give you a hand. one more time, one more time
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>> come on it's so good i have to see it again >> i love it >> go again. >> that was too hard, right? what are you hitting it into is it a cup? >> it's like a toilet roll down at the end of the room >> oh, my god. that is genius, buddy. hey, i want to tell everyone tomorrow's show has a charity that we'd like to promote and talk about yours is niall's meals on wheels america.org. my daughter drew that. >> she's doing a great job >> thank you very much please explain to everyone what it is and what's your connection
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to meals on wheels >> it's something that i'm getting too. i'm working a lot at the american version i'm going to try to work more, especially in these times, uncertain times with this charity. because meals on wheels over in america, meals on wheels in uk, ireland, whenever you are. the most vulnerable people are the elderly. they can't leave your homes. if you're over a certain age, you're told to completely stay inside my 89-year-old grandmother is talking own the phone. people like her, they sort of can get food fruit them. the most vulnerable are looked after and literally wheels meals on wheels. i have the means to do down the elevator and one time i go out to the super mark.
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some people don't have that. i think america's huge for that. >> i love that you chose that. it's fantastic i think a lot of people are going to donate to that tonight thanks to you. i appreciate that. the other thing -- first of all, i reached out to you just to say hey, if you want to stop by or do anything on the show, i'd love to have you you immediately got back to me you also said you performed something. you will perform later for us on the show >> yeah, yeah. i watch you every night. i loved last night's song. >> i'm trying, buddy but -- >> they're fun to -- it's very funny. >> what are you going play for us tonight later on? >> i'm going to play daerg patience off my album. it's an album track. ity thought it's very relevant right now. i wrote it when i needed
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vacation and if anybody needs vacation right now it's all of us it's basically me writing a letter to the tune so i feel like we can all pay attention to that. >> heartbreak weather is the name of the album. nile hearen, you're a good man i can't wait to play golf with you outside. we'll do this one day. congrats on the number one record we love you, bud thank you so much. >> see you soon. thank you very much. ♪ ♪ save on the essentials...
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take it from me ♪ >> but, jimmy -- ♪ i wanna be wher the people are ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ i wanna see wanna see 'em dancin walking around on those ♪ >> what do you call 'em? oh feet. duh. ♪ up where they wal up where they ru up where they stay all day in the sun ♪ ♪ wandering fre wish i could b part of that world a whole new world ♪ ♪ a new fantastic point of vie no one to tell us no or where to go ♪ ♪ or say we'r only dreamin certain as the sun certain as the sun ♪
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♪ rising in the eas tale as old as tim song as old as rhyme beauty and the beast ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ ah zabenya [ cheers and applause ♪ baba gee tee baba can you feel the lov tonight ♪ [ applause ] ♪ have you ever heard the wolf cry to th blue corn moon do you want to build ♪ ♪ a snowman [ laughter ] ♪ or aske the grinning bobca why he grins it doesn't have to be a ♪ ♪ snowman >> go away, jimmy. ♪ okay bye [ cheers and applause >> jimmy, wait come here. ♪
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♪ you've got a friend in me yeah you've go a friend in me you just remember ♪ ♪ what your old pal sai you've got a friend in me remember me ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ though i have t say good-bye remember me ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ don't let it make you cr see the line where the sky ♪ ♪ meets the sea [ cheers and applause ♪ and it calls me and no one knows how far it goe every day's a ♪ ♪ little harder a i feel my power grow don't you know there's part of me ♪ ♪ that longs to g into the unknown ♪ [ cheers and applause
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cloudy >> jimmy: that's why quest's the drummer, not me. by the way, this is questlove's drum set for kids and it's awesome by the way only took me three weeks to put it together. thank you, quest thanks, uncle quest. i talked to amir, and tariq and everyone in the roots. they're doing great. everyone's been asking they're fine they're cooking up something, and we'll be hearing from them probably tomorrow or the next day, but thank you for asking. and higgins, by the way, is -- well, he's never been all there, but he's still awesome he's fantastic so, higgins is doing great too and he sends his love to everybody. guys, right now, this is one of our favorite interviews we've done on the show
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it's rare to see an interview go viral, but this one did. he's an old friend and he did an amazing job as the joker in the movie called "joker" as well he's very, very fun and very - he's very willing to play. i love him here's me and joaquin phoenix. enjoy. >> jimmy: i have a card here that says three things on it. and one of them may be true and one of them -- none of them may be true but do you mind if i read these things >> now, are things that i said >> jimmy: yes, you said these three things one of them -- none of them may be true. but i think i know one of them must be true >> this does not seem real [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's real. >> okay, okay, let's see >> jimmy: i can't set him up for that okay, ready? >> well i don't -- >> jimmy: all right, you've watched the movie "step brothers" more than any other film okay, that's number one. >> you want me to -- >> jimmy: no, no, that's number one. >> am i just listening >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] this is a listening show [ laughter ] my guests come on and listen to me talk. >> i feel like i'm being hypnotized again >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ]
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welcome back to an all new all right, number two. you love reality tv and think reality tv stars are the best actors in the world. number three, one of your nicknames is "kitten." [ laughter ] all right, let me take a guess i'm going to circle my answer. then i'm to ask the audience then i'm going ask you of what your thing is. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is a thing that - no, you wouldn't do that that, maybe, possibly -- nah i'd say -- oh, you said that, but you were being funny. this is the game i play with you -- with a you. i'm going to save that one all right, audience, is it one >> nobody remembers what -- what it was [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: it was only 30 seconds ago. what are you talking about >> but i don't even remember what it -- what it was >> jimmy: what do you mean what number one -- >> can one person remember what the first answer was [ audience shouting
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>> jimmy: all right, look. >> audience: "step brothers. >> jimmy: "step brothers." you've seen "step brothers" more than any other film? >> you guys listen to 'em? >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> i never listen. >> jimmy: you've seen "step brothers" more than any other film >> yeah. okay >> jimmy: number two >> what was number two >> jimmy: you love reality tv and think reality tv stars are the best actors in the world anyone on that one [ scattered cheers ] >> well, you just -- just gave the -- >> jimmy: number three, one of your nicknames is "kitten. >> so what does that mean? the more i think about this, i don't know if any of these are true i call you walk. joaquin, i feel like that's too long >> i save a little energy by calling you walk >> that's the good part >> walk.
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>> ok >> walk. >> the walk is extra i don't know if any of these are real true or not, but do you know if any of these are true? >> what do you mean true >> what is the question? >> the question is are any of these true >> i think that i said -- >> it's not what you said. he's under oath, your honor. >> one might be true is the one that might be true the one we think is true
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was one of your nicknames kitten >> i'm feeling very sleepy >> i don't -- did two of them were -- i was just joking around >> assuming you love that movie. i did that more that any other film that was impossible. i don't know -- >> you really have >> that's great. >> yeah. yeah good i like -- that's it. i love hearing that. a little thing from joaquin. >> yeah. >> let's talk about joker. >> that was well done.
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it's all you, man. you're driving a train, a car? what vehicle what form of transportation? >> a lot >> i'm sorry you're fantastic in it basically can set it up. if you are -- if there is no -- there aren't any super here east in this film it's just kind of the making of a villain is the way i would describe it. >> not that great but -- >> is it off a little bit? >> i mean, you're great. >> thank you >> in general, but not -- >> it wasn't the best, thank you. >> it's about how you can beat a -- >> see the movie or not? >> or not. you know what the movie is about? >>. [ applause ]
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>> come back, come back, come on, now. oh, no, no, no, no come back, don't do that >> welcome we've got a great guest, jimmy fallon come on. ♪ ♪ . >> i'm reading urtext messages, anything heavy >> heavy well, we had to -- >> yeah. i'm a little heavy, yeah but you lost weight in this film >> uh-huh. >> and i read somewhere you lost 50 pounds. >> fif -- no 15 >> who cares >> 50.
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that's ridiculous. >> on the treadmill? >> yeah. >> i just happen to be seeing the joker and it was great to get in there and really, you know -- [ whit pspering >> what's that >> getting the -- i called it tp he was like a tp to me he was my home a long time >> basically feel like i lived inside of him when i played joker. i come out of the tee pee, time to film. i go, all right. what's your breakfast, daddy >> and, you know, he would get
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♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight - kelly clarkson stars of "sherman's showowcase," comedians bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle. author cj hauser featuring the 8g band with terri lyne carrington. ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump claimed on saturday that he had scheduled and then canceled a meeting with the taliban at camp david to discuss a peace agreement. and if you're wondering where we are as a nation, my first thought was, i don't know, i'll believe it when i hear it from the taliban. [ laughter ] the "washington post" has published a new article calling former vice president joe biden and senator elizabeth warren frenemies. even crazier, they referred to john delaney and michael bennett as candidates. [ laughter ]

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